Unadulterated Arrogance

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Settling down

There is immense pressure from my folks side as well as the rest of the family for me to get hitched and settled down. It seems the only cure for my psychopathic vibes is to find a sweet little girl and get married. I am working over 15 hours a day and even when I get home; the phone rings non-stop. I am burned out and to be honest it would be nice to come back home to someone, to have someone who can give me a big warm hug, someone to cuddle up with. I am afraid of commitments and hence desisted on many a occasion but alas the time has finally come. Fidelity and loyalty are of utmost importance to me and I will be on the lookout for these traits in my quest; I concede, work will not keep me going round the clock, companionship is paramount. Thats it, I've decided, I am buying a Rottweiler.

34 Comments:

  • watch out buddy-12 younglings at a time is too much to handle when your "sweet little girl" gives birth to her first litter :)

    By Blogger wookie, at 5/24/2005 02:55:00 PM  

  • hahaha .. well that would be poetic justice in my moms eyes.... She has cursed me that I will have atleast half a dozen boys who are going to exact clones of me...

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/24/2005 02:58:00 PM  

  • lol !

    mary

    By Anonymous mp, at 5/24/2005 03:45:00 PM  

  • mr. jinu johnson are you equating a dog to a woman

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/24/2005 10:48:00 PM  

  • Jinu..........buy a chihuahua instead..they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
    http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/chihuahua.htm

    By Blogger Sangeeta, at 5/24/2005 10:50:00 PM  

  • @ anon, I would never do something like that, how can one equate a female and a dog... I mean dogs are so much better they hug you and cuddle you sans the nagging part hahhaha... just kidding so tell your feminists friends that the planned attack on my house is off.

    @ Sangeets, chews are cute (all dogs are btw).. but ever since paris hilton started strutting around with one I have developed this aversion to chews.

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/24/2005 11:13:00 PM  

  • sweet little girls are not always sweet,, there can be hot chillied ones too, any way best of lucks on your new adventure...

    :)

    Love

    By Blogger nirantara, at 5/24/2005 11:34:00 PM  

  • Nirantara, thats why I will take a good look at her family...err I mean the pedigree ;-) hahaha

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/24/2005 11:39:00 PM  

  • Why not a bulldog? ; )

    By Blogger Irina Tsukerman, at 5/25/2005 08:24:00 PM  

  • If I was not scared of dogs, I would have also chosen a similiar companion...lol

    By Blogger Anuradha, at 5/25/2005 09:54:00 PM  

  • @ Irina, Bulldogs are cute but they are not for me. When you buy a dog you have to make sure it suits your personality. A bulldog is cute and plain lazy, it is the best companion for a couch potato.

    @ Anurada, there is nothing to be afraid of dogs. Your boyfriend/hubby of ten years might just walk away with the next babe he comes across but a kanine even if you hit it on the head will slowly come and snuggle up with you.

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/25/2005 11:10:00 PM  

  • dogs are nice.

    By Blogger carrie, at 5/26/2005 04:33:00 AM  

  • that was funny indeed my man!! lol.... i really did believe till the last minute it was a woman!

    By Blogger perspective, at 5/26/2005 06:48:00 AM  

  • @ Carrie, well ofcourse they are nice... infact they are nicer than most humans.

    @ perspective, madam now you know what my perspective on such topics is eh? ;-)

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/26/2005 05:40:00 PM  

  • What's wrong with women? I can be cuddly, too! Its easy to be cuddly! And that Rottweiler doesn't look too cuddly! and you don't have to clean up after a woman! Imagine working 15 hours a day only to find that your sweet 'little' rottweiler poo poo-ed on your computer! then finding out you have 12 more poo poo machines.

    I think your mom will only be smug about it.

    By Blogger Lorr, at 5/27/2005 07:27:00 PM  

  • you got a very valid point there lorr hmmm... hmm my cleaning lady will not be too impressed I am sure... but then again a dog is a mans best friend.

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/27/2005 10:18:00 PM  

  • ha ha ha.. that was awesome!!

    By Blogger Jithu, at 5/30/2005 04:40:00 AM  

  • thanks mate, nice to know that I am not the only one who feels so ;-)

    By Blogger injinuity, at 5/30/2005 01:53:00 PM  

  • LOL.....and why a Rottweiler only, do they make nice tea? :) For a warm hug try a bear instead.

    ()'""'()
    (. 'o'.)
    =(,,)=(,,)=

    By Blogger silverine, at 6/01/2005 02:00:00 AM  

  • cute...but wouldn't 15 hours be a long time for a rottie to "hold it"?...lol

    By Anonymous aidana, at 6/01/2005 04:18:00 AM  

  • so you r back into doing twists, huh, buddy!!

    Go and get married.

    By Blogger Alexis Simonae, at 6/01/2005 01:03:00 PM  

  • @ Silverine, why a rotty?..well they are the fiercest yet the most Loyal of all breeds, they are so adorable. With respect to making tea, women have an advantage there but since I've taught my German Shepherd to fetch the newspaper, I presume teching it to make tea would not be too difficult.

    @Aida, hmm potty training is next on the list after teaching the tea part.

    @Alexis, A little too early for me in my books Alexis and also am I not the best twister in town? ;-)

    By Blogger injinuity, at 6/03/2005 05:14:00 AM  

  • lets have a bonkathon?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/03/2005 09:49:00 AM  

  • i hope your rott chews out your gonads, you arrongant fuck face

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/03/2005 10:45:00 AM  

  • Anon, Profanity is the tool of the intellectually challenged and the insecure to get out of arguments. Idiots like you try your best to get me down to your level (of being an idiot) and then beat me with your experience (of being an idiot).

    N.B: I know you haven't been able to decipher what I have just mentioned above but then again I wouldn't expect someone of your mental disposition to do so. G'day mate.

    By Blogger injinuity, at 6/03/2005 03:00:00 PM  

  • Let me guess... apparently Anonymous wasn't stopped by the title of the blog, and decided to proceed at his/her own risk?

    By Blogger Irina Tsukerman, at 6/03/2005 07:58:00 PM  

  • ahem! things are heating up arent they ?

    But you run the risk of that 'injinuity' running a blog like yours. While your post was funny, it was also very rude. A trend I see that is common to all your posts, ranging from your views on 'waitresses ibn the sky' to 'gays in the army'.

    Humour, you ought to realize is at best a very subjective thing. Putting a winking face ;-) every time you say something does little to soften the bile you spew. Especially your humour. And you defnitely run the risk of being lynched someday ;-)

    Also I saw a comment to the previous post where a certain 'anon' got carried away. I dont blame him. You put forth your views masqeurading as a learned person offering a solution. You hotfoot from offering a solution to siding with this 'class' of people( some class of your definition ) that you proclaim to belong to.
    I must say, while humour is allowed and often welcome, bigotry and pathetic attempts at garning attention is not.

    Looking at your response to your previous posts, i know what your reaction to this will be. I know you feel that you are right and the remaing '3/4th of the world' is wrong, but I am sorry, sometimes it just isnt so. You might as well stand in front of a speeding train, believing that it'll roll to a stop just befrore you. Believing this and believing it to be right does not make it so.

    (and while we are at it, a suggestion. try a refresher course in grammar and some basic spelling )

    j.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/03/2005 10:53:00 PM  

  • Ah, this anon me likes

    You have a few valid points there w.r.t the spellings. I type very fast but alas the accuracy is not something that I can boast about and hence the errors that you see in my reply to COMMENTS and the same reason for the grammatical errors, I have come across numerous interrogative sentences without ending in a Question mark, Guess I will have to do better. (p.s do read over your own comments above and tell me how many errors there are?)

    I also have to give credit to you for discovering the motives behind winking smily, yes I try to mitigate the harsh undertone of my statements with a wink and it does its job to a certain extent.

    What amuses me the most is that most people are hypocrites in proclaiming my bigotry, when I put forward my views, I justify them from my viewpoints, if somebody belives very strongly about what I state, you are most welcome to dissect my posts and take me head on and prove me wrong.. thats what a discourse is all about... when you say that I am wrong, substantiate it with points that you feel are valid and then take me head on rather than getting personal.

    By Blogger injinuity, at 6/03/2005 11:52:00 PM  

  • but what about the bonkathon?:( war, war, what is it good for?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/04/2005 06:28:00 AM  

  • true, make love not war eh?... but then again there is money to be made out of war.. so full scale war I say!

    By Blogger injinuity, at 6/04/2005 03:16:00 PM  

  • seriously...lets do it...bonk all day, watch seinfeld all night & eat falafel?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/05/2005 01:08:00 AM  

  • you idiot anon with the bonkathon, is making fun of you. 'full scale war you say .. ?' what a dope.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/05/2005 11:13:00 AM  

  • 1. You both are the same, there is something called reverse I.P, both the posts from the same place in Blore, I shall not elaborate further to keep your anonymity.

    2. Sarcasm is good, I enjoy it but I also know what reverse sarcasm is, alas when I humour you, you fail to realise that and I shall not again. Case closed, end of discussion. get a life mate, get a life.

    By Blogger injinuity, at 6/05/2005 12:17:00 PM  

  • whoa, you oughta be pretty pretty busy there with 12 little ones.

    good luck, i'm rooting for you!!

    By Anonymous Storage Boxes, at 8/01/2011 09:35:00 AM  

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